[Well, it's just another bright and sunny morning here at Mayfield and your friendly neighborhood Empress has set up a stand outside her house, once again giving away plates of cookies to the general populace ( Read more... )

Oh dear...

[Empress sounds a bit concerned over the phone] Everyone? I'm sorry, but... well, I sat down to think about it today, and tried to stretch my memory as far back as I could. And I looked through some science books as well and...

Well, I've been lying to you about my age. If my calculations are correct, I'm not 200,000 ( Read more... )

[There is the sudden sound of hysterical evil laughter over the phone. it sounds a lot like the laughter in the beginning here. Yep.]

Greeting Mayfield~ Say hello to your new cute overlord.

I'm taking over. And no one is going to stop me.

Not that any of you would try, right? [Her voice still sounds so sweet and cute. How can you resist!]

Hee

[She picks up the phone, but says nothing for a minute or two. When she speaks, her tone is confused

Um... The drone boy who calls himself my brother said my birthday is coming up in a few days. [pause] I've never had a birthday before, so I'm not sure what to do for it. I'm supposed to get presents, aren't I? But there isn't anything I can think ( Read more... )

( Just a little talk )